Great Moments In Online Real Estate Advertising: $2,200/Mo. Acid Trip

May 1, 2008 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

Yes folks $2,200 a month for a two bedroom railroad apartment in Greenpoint. What the hell is this dude on? It must be “good shit” to quote Cheech and Chong.

As for the rest of us, Major T. J. King Kong from Dr. Strangelove put such absurdity in perspective all too well when he said:

…I’ve been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones the Internets.

Turn off the odious music on this advertisement, turn on “Sunshine of Your Love”* by Eric Clapton tune into reality and drop out.

Miss Heather

*”White Room” also works well.

East Williamsburg Photos du Jour: The Green House

May 1, 2008 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 

What I love about knocking around Cooper Park is all the odd the side streets. There’s always a nifty discovery around every corner.

Like this, the green house of East Williamsburg, at the intersection of Judge and Powers Street.

Here’s a rear view. If you have the means and/or sick leave today check this house out for yourself. It’s pretty amazing.

Miss Heather

Most Polite Demolition Ever

May 1, 2008 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg 

Flushing Realty has been kind enough to notify their neighbors that this eyesore cool old house will torn down as soon as the city “bureaucracy” sees fit to let them. Don’t believe me? Read for yourself!

How very considerate of them!

And how very considerate of the Department of Buildings to not serve them violations.

Can you feel the love? I know I do.

If you don’t no worries. I found a trace of 59 Orient’s former glory just down the street, maybe it will pump your ‘nads.

All this site needs is a good piledrivin’

Miss Heather

Greenpoint Photo du Jour: May Flowers

May 1, 2008 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

From Meserole Avenue.

Miss Heather

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