Dung of the Day: 124 Green St.

Dog #1 (to Dog #2): You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!

Dog #2 (to Dog #1): No, you got your peanut butter in my chocolate!

Dog #1 and #2 (after sniffing each other’s butts, in unison): mmmmmm, DELICIOUS!

Miss Heather

August 31, 2006 Dung of the Day

Here it is.

Before some of you (and you know who you are) get your ethnically sensitive panties in a wad, I’d like to point out:

1. I am only making light of this turd’s resemblance to a piece of statuary which represents a stereotypical sleeping Mexican.
2. This is a lawn ornament which some (still) see fit to put in their front yards. Even in New England.
3. So who is the bigger bigot, me or the people who actually sell/buy this shit? Why not throw in a few ‘coolies’, watermelon-eating ‘pickanninies’ or artificially thin, fake titted/fake blond broads for good measure? It’s all the same to me: degradation, exploitation and stereotypes.

Miss Heather