Williamsburg Construction Watch: The Blair Witch Project?
Filed under: 11211, Abjectecture, Area 51, Bloomblight, Culture War, King's Crap, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn
Some of you might have noticed that I have a category on this site called “Area 51”. For those of you who are not in the know this is a reference to the mysterious military installation in Nevada. Many theories abound about this establishment but no one really knows what goes on there. But back to the point of this post.
When I awoke this morning my head felt like Keith Moon’s hotel room after a bender. I don’t know why. I’m guessing the weather, not alien abduction, was to blame. I decided to shake the cobwebs out of my mind by taking a little walk around Williamsburg. What I got in return was a colossal mind fuck which could fall under a number of categories. Among them:
- Bloomblight
- Construction/Destruction Porn
- Gentrification
- Culture War
- Halloween
This is the reason I created the category “Area 51”: it is a repository for things that defy easy description. On that note, here they are.
#1 5 Roebling Street
These monolithic slabs of King’s Crap sit atop the space formerly occupied by the now deceased “Giant Fart Cloud Building”. It was at this site that I found two items of interest.
I cannot for the life of me figure what this missive means— much less to whom it is directed. Perhaps the following artifact (which is located approximately 20 feet away) has something to do with it?
Truth be told this gave me the creeps. Big time. Thankfully I got some good mojo shortly thereafter on North 10 Street. Which brings to…
#2 178 North 10 Street
What could I possibly find uplifting on this block, you ask? The first and only use of Feng Shui at a construction site I have ever beheld, that’s what!
A bagua presides over 178 North 10 Street. Having some knowledge about such stuff, baguas are usually employed to redirect/deflect bad “chi”. In the case of this block one has to wonder what is the source of said bad vibrations.
This?
Or this?
Miss Heather
From The New York Shitty Inbox: The Subaru Dude
Last week the Mister needed a haircut. I accompanied him. As his hairdresser was giving him a trim she asked us if we had ever seen the guy who cruises along Bedford and Driggs Avenue in his SUV singing along to the oldies. We answered to the affirmative (this man is a bit of a local institution). We all agreed that someone should do a documentary about this gent. This morning via my inbox I learned someone has done just this. Russel writes:
hi miss heather,
i recently finished a video profile that documents anthony delia, aka the subaru dude, in williamsburg, bklyn. please check it out here and let me know if it makes the blog! thank you for your time.
Without further ado here is Anthony “Fucking” Delia’s story. Enjoy!
A Place To Be In Harmony from Russel Fong on Vimeo.
A Place To Be In Harmony from russel fong on Vimeo.
Thanks for sharing this great video with us, Russel!
Miss Heather
New York Shitty Day Starter: Gran Fury
I can check off almost all the previous as being someone I know and care about. Except Park Slope Moms. They terrify me. But I recognize their right to organize.
America is ostensibly a civil society. Let’s act like one once again (15th and 19th amendment) and give our fellow gay and lesbian citizens the same rights we take for granted.
Miss Heather
Williamspoint Photo du Jour: Bayard Street
Filed under: 11211, 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn
Taken October 22, 2009.
Miss Heather
From The New York Shitty Inbox: Fingers
Filed under: 11211, 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Street Art, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn
Tony writes:
I’m not sure if you’ve seen this at the corner of Frost & Kingsland, but it’s well-executed. I think it’s air brush on aluminum.
No Tony, I have not seen this. However, I do know who the artist is. His name is Dan Witz and you can see more of his work (which I love) by clicking here. Thanks for passing along this great find!
Miss Heather
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