From The New Yorl Shitty Photo Pool, Part II: Grand Street

May 17, 2012 ·
Filed under: 11211, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

Three Gentlemen, Grand Street, Williamsburg, 16 May 2012.

Taken by Gina Herold.

The Word On The Street: All Out…

From North 3 Street.

From The New York Shitty Inbox: Relief Is On The Way!

I am going to take the glass bowl half-full approach and assume that Ms. Sewell meant May 18th. Our great olfactory nightmare is over, Greenburgers!

UPDATE, 2:11 p.m.: It has been reconfirmed! Our new port-o-let will be delivered Friday!

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool, Part II: Rodent Love

May 16, 2012 ·
Filed under: 11211, Street Art, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

Rodent Love. Disney a la Jilly Ballistic (Manhattan bound L at Lorimer)

Taken by Jilly Ballistic.

New York Shitty Day Starter: Keep Off The Grass, Part II

May 16, 2012 ·
Filed under: 11211, Class War, Culture War, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

(Or: A Turf War?)

A person we’ll call “L” writes (in regards to this post written on Sunday, May 13, 2012):

Hello! I was searching for information on why people are being kept off the grass at Smorgasburg. I saw your post…

You must have been there later than I was that day. When I was there last Saturday (May 12th), there was actually a security guard running people off — even if just their feet were touching the grass. We suspected it was security from The Edge, but couldn’t find any proof of that. I think I was there from 11 until about 12:30 or so.

I asked @smorgasburg, via Twitter, and got no reply.

I’m very curious to see if you find out more. The lack of shade is already a big problem at Smorgasburg, and not being able to sit in the grass seems a shame.

To preface, L: Smorgasburg’s liquor license hearings (Yes, there was more than one— and I attended both!) proved to be contentious. Very simply put:

  1. Smorgasburg gave a pretty lackluster presentation the first time. Among other things: they presented a petition in favor of said liquor license which had 2 (or 3) signatures total, stated their endeavor had the support of our Borough President, Marty Markowitz, without presenting any documentation; presented a letter of support from the condominium board of The Edge*— but curiously letters had been received from Edge residents wishing that no liquor license be granted.
  2. Now take into account how the Open Space Alliance concert series upset people who reside in this area. The issues at hand were a lack of crowd-control and public intoxication. Smorgasburg did not present a “plan” as to how to deal with those who were going to imbibe at their event. Well, you can guess what happened next: their license was voted down by the Public Safety Committee of Community Board 1. Three to two.
  3. However, Smorgasburg they withdrew their application, reapplied and gave no less than two pages of material outlining how they would manage this event (inclusing crowd control and security). This was well received and  got a unanimous thumb’s up form the Community Board.

To (finally) answer your question, L:

The Ponzi scheme our city (via rezoning) has with developers regarding parks development on our waterfront is entities such as The Edge will develop waterfront park space, turn it over to the city, and in return they get benefits. Among them: building taller buildings.

But the salient question here is what happens when there is (undeveloped) space used by a business (this being Smorgasburg) which is owned by a developer (presumably The Edge) and what happens if the area abutting it, the piece of turf in question, is also owned by a developer. If that’s the case (and I suspect it is here), he/she can do whatever he/she wants—and this includes rent-a-cops telling you to get off their grass.

*Which has been alleged does not exist.

Urban Fur: Come Out & Play?

From Graham Avenue.

New York Shitty Photo du Jour: From North 1 Street With Love

Taken May 14, 2012.

Williamsburg Photo du Jour: YO!

Taken May 13, 2012.

What’s That Smell?

(Or: Golden Shower At McCarren Park)

Upon having this aromatic golden stream of goodness brought to our Parks Advocate and (New York City Parks Supervisor)— for two weeks, no less— here’s what she had to say.

New York Shitty analysis:

  1. Is it appropriate for a civil servant to solicit (via auto-signature) for not-for-profit organization (this being Open Space Alliance North Brooklyn) in an email sent on our (the taxpayers’s) proverbial dollar?
  2. Indeed, the honey-dipper for this privy is not providing an acceptable level of service— at least when one port-o-let is being pressed into service for a ~1/2 acre of “green space”. I know because people are complaining to me in the hope I can actually do something about it.
  3. What does a comfort station at Abate Playground have to do with points #1 and #2?
  4. Just fix it already. Ever heard of Hepatitis?

The Word On The Street, Part III Special Jim Jones Edition

God only knows I have stumbled upon more than my fair share of fascinating missives while pounding North Brooklyn’s pavement. But this one (from North 1st Street between Kent and Wythe Avenue) takes the cake. Not only did I see fit to bring this item home, but I am seriously considering framing it— or possibly using it as the inspiration for some customized stationery (postcards perhaps?)— or both.

P.S.: Those of you who are not familiar with what “drinking the Kool Aid” means can get enlightened by clicking here.

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