Spotted On Bedford Avenue: Nice Moves

June 30, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11211, Area 51, Recession, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

Only on Bedford Avenue would a “moving company” advertisement look like a personals ad. What I am particularly curious about is the “pricing flexible depending on circumstances” aspect of this offer . If anyone elects to hire these upstarts I would be very grateful if you would tender a full review of their services to yours truly. Including how well “Frankie” can dance.

Miss Heather

P.S.: You can view a larger image of this solicitation by clicking here.

Because I Can: Whitefish

June 24, 2010 ·
Filed under: Advanced Life Forms, Area 51 

This, um, creation has nothing really to do with north Brooklyn— or New York City for that matter. Although I suppose it could be argued that I acquired it in Greenpoint (and for the record, I did). Butt— oops I meant but— that is to miss what makes this so special. All I’m saying is I would liked to have been a fly on the wall when the group of people responsible for “Whitefish” had their eureka! moment.

Miss Heather

Lost In Greenpoint: Vitrine

June 19, 2010 ·
Filed under: Area 51 

As the gentrification march bravely continues in the Garden Spot I imagine we’ll be seeing more of this kind of thing (which comes from Manhattan Avenue at Meserole Avenue). If you have seen this person’s vitrine or know of its whereabouts please contact its rightful owner at the above telephone number. Thanks!

Miss Heather

Greenpoint Photos Du Jour: Bigger

May 7, 2010 ·
Filed under: Area 51 

The Guernsey Street trellis/thingamajig/tower of power appears to have evolved somewhat since January.

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Ender: The Green Lady

April 22, 2010 ·
Filed under: Area 51 

From Second Avenue.

Miss Heather

Williamsburg Photos Du Jour: Wythe Avenue Lament

April 15, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11211, Area 51, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

Taken April 15 ,2010.

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Starter: Buddha

April 12, 2010 ·
Filed under: Area 51 

If you want to see something rather odd head to the scrap yard at Provost and Kent Street. At the far corner (adjacent to the diner, across the street from the Newtown Creek Waste Treatment Facility) you will find five Buddha heads (like the one depicted above). I am not making this up. Go there and see them for yourself.

Miss Heather

LAST GASP: Two Heads Are Better Than One

March 30, 2010 ·
Filed under: Area 51 

(speechless)

Miss Heather

Crass Consumer Item Of The Day: Collect All Four!

March 28, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11211, Area 51, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

I honestly don’t know why anyone would want to wear this shirt, but here it is for posterity. This piece of apparel can be found at MeMe Antenna.

Miss Heather

My stages of Beatleism:

1. Lennon was cool.
2. Yoko Ono was (and is) much cooler. I actually met her and shook her hand.
3. George Harrison makes more and more sense as I get older.
4. Paul McCartney is a dick.
5. Ringo is cool.

New York Shitty Day Ender: UFO

March 26, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11211, Area 51, Street Art, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

From Wythe Avenue.

Miss Heather

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