New York Shitty Day Starter: Final Exit

August 5, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11211, Subway, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

Taken August 4, 2010.

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Starter: No.

August 1, 2010 ·
Filed under: 10003, East Village, East Village Manhattan, Manhattan, New York City, Subway 

Taken July 31, 2010.

Miss Heather

Spotted At First Avenue: “Official Neglect”

I am not a marketing whiz. I leave that to the experts. But placing such a polemic at the entrance of Canarsie-bound L train, well, strikes me as being misguided at best. We have problems of our own. Believe you me when I waited for the mighty Crosstown Local (which was more fragrant than usual) last night— for over 30 minutes— at Metropolitan Avenue— I found this missive wretchedly comical. You want to see neglect, Upper West Siders? Why not cross the pond and see the not-so-benign neglect that our city has seen to lavish upon us G trainers.

21st Street, Long Island City, Queens

Taken March 6, 2010.

This sign is unnecessary. When foul-smelling muck is dripping from the ceiling people will inevitably avoid the edge of the platform until it is absolutely necessary. That is, when the G train finally arrives. Taken July 4, 2010.

If my memory serves me correctly this tile work was done in the late 90’s. As of July 4, 2010 it looks like ass. I skipped Nassau Avenue. Here’s why: because there is a busted water main and it makes the Norman Avenue entrance smell like dead fish. But back to the purpose of this post:

  • Token booths being unattended
  • Dysfunctional Metrocard machines
  • Non-functional panopticons (Lest anyone from the Upper West Side is reading this: the ones on the L and G appear to be fully functional. Exactly what effect this has as a crime deterrent has yet to be determined.)
  • I know of not a single person who has attempted to use the intercoms in North Brooklyn. It is popularly considered as an exercise in futility. (If anyone has please contact me via email at: missheather (at) thatgreenpointblog (dot) com. I’d love to hear your story.)

These conditions (and worse) are taken for granted in the hinterlands (READ: the outer boroughs), my uptown friends. We often have to go above ground in order to interface with a station agent. Occasionally we encounter an actual human being.

To conclude: the grievances our friends at 86 Street have stated are pretty much par for the course. They are nothing special. These people are simply better organized. Perhaps a few G,L,J,M,7 (to name a few) trainers would like to make their voices heard at this meeting?

MTA Public Meeting
July 13, 2010 starting at 6:00 p.m.
Cooper Union
7 East 7 Street
New York, New York 10009

Let’s show them, Mayor Mike, et. al. the true meaning of neglect!

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Starter: Same Train, Different World

Eighth Avenue Bound L Train


Canarsie Bound L Train

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Ender: Subway

From Lorimer Street.

Miss Heather

Reader Contribution Du Jour: Subway Etiquette

May 18, 2010 ·
Filed under: Criminal Activity, Culture War, Manhattan, Street Art, Subway 

Melissa (who sent me the above find) writes:

I found this on the floor at a train station somewhere in Manhattan. I took it home, it is now taped to my wall.

I want to take a moment to thank Melissa for forwarding me this choice item. It made my day!

Miss Heather

Update, 7:12 p.m.: I have just received some additional material from Melissa.

She writes:

Credit where credit is due. I didn’t realize the bottom was cut off in the picture.

Credit given!

Subway Photo Du Jour: J

May 14, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11237, Bushwick, Bushwick Brooklyn, Subway 

Taken May 12, 2010.

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Ender: Tourist Information

April 27, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11101, Culture War, Long Island City, Long Island City Queens, Subway 

From 23rd Street – Ely Avenue.

Miss Heather

Subway Photos Du Jour: D*ck In A Box

April 22, 2010 ·
Filed under: 10012, Manhattan, New York City, Subway 

From the Queens bound platform at West 4th Street.

Miss Heather

Crosstown Local Photos Du Jour: Manifest Destiny At Greenpoint Avenue

As it would happen the Mister majored in History (with a concentration on European history) and I minored in History (with an emphasis on Latin American/Colonial Spanish History). Needless to say we, as dorks, took rapt interest in this primer. History is not a field one studies in the hopes of earning a lot of money. But it does lend itself nicely to being pedantic on occasion. This is one of them. Here’s our “Church Avenue Bound” platform analysis:

  1. Does the “acquisition” of Hawaii date from when it became a territory or a state? This is a matter of opinion.
  2. Texas was an independent republic before it became part of the United States. This is nitpicking to be certain, but it is true. The second President of Texas was Sam Houston. As one of his descendants I feel rather strongly about pointing this out as he made this happen— for better or worse.
  3. Whoever inscribed this poster needs a primer on the Texas Revolution/War For Independence, Louisiana Purchase and the Mexican-American War. California, Arizona, New Mexico and Texas were the spoils from the lattermost. A conflict the Mister called the first war of “acquisition”.
  4. I’m kind of surprised this person didn’t make note that Alaska was purchased by the United States from Russia for the sum of $7,200,000.00 by one William H. Seward (hence why it was called “Seward’s Icebox”). He was, prior to being Secretary of State for Abraham Lincoln and Andrew Johnson, the 12th Governor of New York State. He also has a statue erected in his memory at Madison Square Park.

Miss Heather

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