New York Shitty Photo du Jour: March Hare

From Lorimer Street.

Greenpoint Photo du Jour: Picket Fences

From Oak Street.

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: BFF

Derik and Jason: East New York Brooklyn

Chris Arnade (who took the above photograph) writes:

Jason (10) and his godbrother Derick (12) where playing in front of their house on an otherwise industrial stretch of Atlantic Avenue where they have been living with their mother for the last few years. While they were showing me their karate moves a rush of police cars came screaming by, headed a few blocks away where a woman was shot.

Derick told me that when he grows up he wants to be an NFL quarterback. Jason wants to be an artist; he spends his free time drawing Manga. Both insisted I come back and take pictures of them breaking boards with their bare hands, like “real karate masters.”

 

New York Shitty Day Starter: Lost In Art

March 21, 2012 ·
Filed under: New York City, Stuff That Makes Miss Heather Happy 

Liu Bolin: Lost in Art, at Eli Klein

Taken by Scoboco.

Spotted At Goldscholle & Garfinkel Hardware: Love!

Sean, Aide-de-camp and son of the inimitable proprietor of the above-listed establishment, Steve, shows of a little love to our very own Shit Tits— and yours truly! Once again, you can order this poster by clicking here.

Otherwise (and on a somewhat-related note) my buddy Mitch over at The Newtown Pentacle will be conducting a tour around our very own creek this upcoming weekend. Here are the deets from his Facebook announcement:

I’ll be doing a walking tour around the Brooklyn side of Newtown Creek on Saturday the 24th, starting at 10 am in Greenpoint. This one will be a small group, around 10 people. $10 per head. Want to come? Bring a camera…

You can RSVP for this event by emailing Mitch at newtownpentacle (at) yahoo (dot) com

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: Hello Jell-O!

Zoey with Hello Jell-O!

Zoey, celebrity spokeshamster hams it up for the camera for Hello Jell-O! You learn more about the Jello Mold Mistress of Brooklyn (and her tome Hello Jell-O!) by clicking here and here!

Photo Credits: Victoria Belanger AKA. the Jello Mold Mistress of Brooklyn.

From The New York Shitty Inbox: The Neighborhood is a Changin’

Lest I have not said so before, I will do so now: I sincerely enjoy receiving contributions from you, my readers. This is especially true today’s item (as seen at left). This hails from Newel Street and I had the pleasure of contemplating it over my first cup of morning coffee. Its founder, a person we’ll call “D”, writes:

Just a couple of shots I thought you’d enjoy. One is of my new rescue (excised) hoarding toys. And the other is of my neighbors recycling…

I take this as a clear sign of gentrification (among other things). If there’s one thing I have learned over the years it is this: perversity has a price. And the cost of this item (for those of you who are wondering and/or are so inclined) appears to be around $60.00. Not exactly cheap, but definitely not top-of-the line either.

It should be noted I found this item on sale online for a much more affordable $32.21— but why not keep your hard-earned dollars in the ‘hood and hit Just For Fun instead? Buy local, folks!

Just For Fun
982 Manhattan Avenue
Brooklyn, New York 11222

UPDATE, 4:15 p.m.: on a lark (and with the help of an interpreter: the wonderful woman who operates this business is more proficient in Polish than English) I decided to see what Just For Fun has in the way of prosthetics of the pervy persuasion Currently they have this non-motorized (but substantial) model in a pleasing shade of purple. This item will set you back $19.95 plus tax. NOTE: this and its fetishy friends are secreted well out of view because, as Barbara, the lovely proprietress of this establishment noted, they also sell children’s toys as well! Among other things…

God, I love Greenpoint…

 

Bed-Stuy Photo du Jour: Sanford Street

Taken March 17, 2012.

Southside Photo du Jour: Smile!

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor a sunny (if brisk) Saturday afternoon stays Taylor from the swift completion of his appointed rounds… with a smile to boot!

Greenpoint Photo du Jour: Manhattan Avenue

Happy St. Paddy’s Day from New York Shitty!

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