New York Shitty Photos Du Jour: Falling Down

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I have seen my fair share of sight gags and general chicanery over the years. This one is by far one of the finest. Well played, anonymous merry hooligan!

The Word On The Street, Part II: Arranged By Author

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As spotted at Shakespeare & Company Books on Broadway. It should be noted this section is to be found in the front of said establishment. I noted to the staff present (tongue firmly in cheek) that I found this taxonomy system quite inspired. Not only did I spy (and purchase) a Charles Bukowski novel I do not presently possess, but fellow patrons would be spared having to trifle/mix with my fellow degenerates. I’m not terribly certain they “got it”. In any case (since I was in a “sharing” kind of mood), I pointed to a pair three foot tall pair of rainbow “fairie” wings* I had in tow and stated that all I had left to do was hit the liquor store and my Friday night was set!

P.S.: Those of you who are curious (and you know who you are) can view this image in larger format by clicking here.

*For those of you who are wondering, carrying a pair of fairie wings around south Manhattan does not elicit a lot of curiosity. After all, this is New York City. However, I did have one fellow, a rather nattily dressed 50-something African American gentleman, question me about them.

Dapper Dude: I can understand why someone would be carrying a pair of fairy wings around Halloween. But is is March. What are they for?
Me: (grinning ear to ear) I’m going to liven up my marriage.
D.D. (after taking this in): Are you married?
Me: Yes I am!
D.D.: (Gives me a thumbs up)

For those of you who are wondering (and cringing) I was not telling the truth. I simply did not feel like explaining that I planned to “repurpose” them for/integrate them into a Winged Hussar costume. I opted to take the shortest and most entertaining route!

Urban Fur: Manhattan Avenue

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Now that Christmas season is well behind us, one of Manhattan Avenue’s bodega cats has seen fit to avail herself of St. Anthony’s manger for a Sunday afternoon nap. This was met with much amusement and “oohs” and “ahs” from passersby. This fetching feline, however, was not amused. Please keep the noise down folks. She needs her beauty sleep!

East Village Photos Du Jour: Down The Rabbit Hole

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From East 1 Street.

Spotted On Bleecker Street: Indecent Exposure

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Taken March 1, 2013.

New York Shitty Photo Du Jour: Eyes On The Street

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From Metropolitan Avenue.

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: The Dog Catcher

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Taken by Miss Mousey Brown.

Live From The Informational Meeting Regarding the Respite Center at 122 Java Street

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Spotted on Kent Street February 21, 2013.

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Forwarded to me by a concerned citizen from Java Street, February 20, 2013. He/she writes:

hey there, father john (and miss heather). you may have seen the attached flyer by now, but i wanted to pass it along to make sure you’re aware of it. i saw it in our vestibule… this morning and have been seething ever since. after the contretemps on milton street, those of us who pay attention to such affairs are aware of the character of the opposition and you’re probably more than prepared for tomorrow evening. we’ve all heard the nimby exaggerations about public pee-pee and poo-poo, but the suggestion that ascension will be “making money on the backs of java street residents” was particularly galling…

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Let’s review numbers and facts.

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from people and public officials who not only gave their names, but also contact information! To this end I will share footage I shot from last night’s meeting. Here we go!

Anyone who:

  1. wishes to be apprised of the sex offenders in Greenpoint can do so here.
  2. wishes to volunteer at the Respite Center (and get to know the men who use it) can do so by contacting Pat McDonnell at Outreach via telephone at (347) 925 – 5532 or email at: ptmcdonn7 (at) aol (dot) com.
  3. wishes to get the scoop/details on the homeless “situation” hereabouts are invited to the Greenpoint Homeless Task Force Meeting. This will come to pass March 7th.

I am particularly interested in the lattermost. I want to know what resources are allocated for Greenpoint/North Brooklyn’s homeless women. I asked Mr. Sheehan if this would be covered at this meeting (provided one asked). He said it would. So there have you!

More to come…

The Word On The Street, Part IV: Meow?

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As captured (again) on Bogart Street. While I am on the subject of felines, the ladies of North Brooklyn Cats have a real cutie up for adoption. Her “name” is Ramona, she was rescued from a storm-damaged block in Far Rockaway and is just shy of a year old. However, this photo of her truly is the “deal-maker”. Do give it a look-see. You will NOT be disappointed!

Urban Artifact, Part II: 100 Days & Counting!

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That’s right folks: as of today, February 23, 2013 this fella has been gracing Greenpoint Avenue with plushy presence. You can see shots of his various incarnations/”accessories” by clicking here, here and here.

 

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