New York Shitty Day Ender: Necropolis

April 22, 2011 ·
Filed under: 11378, Laurel Hill, Laurel Hill Queens, Maspeth, Maspeth Queens 

Taken April 22, 2011.

Miss Heather

Newtown Creek Photos du Jour: Car

April 22, 2011 ·
Filed under: 11378, Maspeth, Maspeth Queens, Newtown Creek 

Taken April 22, 2011.

Miss Heather

P.S.: The first thing which came to my mind upon seeing this was this segment from the movie Risky Business.

The Word On The Street: Pink

Greenpoint, Brooklyn 11222: April 21, 2011


Laurel Hill, Queens 11378: April 22, 2011

Miss Heather

Maspeth Photo du Jour: Reflection

April 22, 2011 ·
Filed under: 11378, Maspeth, Maspeth Queens 

From 58th Street.

Miss Heather

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: Charles J. King

Charles J King Iron & Steel Scrap: Bushwick Brooklyn

Last night I received a call from Chris Arnade. He wanted to know where this building was located (Grand Avenue) and how he could learn more about about its founder: Charles J. King. I suggested the Brooklyn Daily Eagle archives and later did a little digging. I didn’t learn anything about the man behind this wonderful building— but I learned who he was not. Without further ado I present for your April Fool’s Day delectation a case of mistaken identity and a slipped mickey courtesy of the December 16, 1900 edition of the Brooklyn Daily Eagle. Enjoy!

So there!

Miss Heather

 

From The New York Shitty Inbox: A Call To Action From GWAPP

Follows is a form letter I received from this organization. It came quickly on the heels of this week’s Community Board 1 meeting at which Ms. Velazquez’s representative, Ms. Cruz, spoke.

Dear Congresswoman Velazquez,

We don’t need to tell you how long and hard we have been fighting for the city of New York to turn the MTA lot at 65 Commercial Street in Greenpoint into a park as explicitly promised in the 2005 Waterfront Rezoning Agreement – you joined us at every step in this battle.

So, it is with shock and utter confusion that we hear that you are rejecting the two sites agreed to by the MTA! And, being from an historically and currently environmentally victimized neighborhood, we are very sensitive to the issue of being dumped on with unwanted facilities but these two sites are not unsuitable, do not take away useable open space, will not have a negative impact on local residents… and moreover, are the result of SIX YEARS of negotiation and will actually CREATE park space in a critically under-served neighborhood!

Let’s look at each of the proposed sites for the MTA transfer specifically:

The Maspeth site:

· Zoned M3/Heavy Industrial

· Currently a truck depot

· In the midst of a completely industrial area with no residential dwellings nearby

· The entrance/exit routes almost all go directly back into Williamsburg/Bushwick over the Grand Avenue Bridge and NOT through Maspeth

The Williamsburg site:

· Directly beneath (and in complete shadow of) the Williamsburg Bridge

· Not on the waterfront (between Wythe/Berry)

· Not currently open to public – actually used to store Parks Vehicles

· Not planned as park space (unattractive space, it’s like an industrial cave)

· (also, we have been pushing the city – and it’s been included in the Vision 2020 Waterfront Plan – to move the DCAS facility just south of the base of the Bridge which would create a far bigger and WATERFRONT parkspace for the Southside)

Please reconsider your opposition to this VITAL move by the MTA.

These are good alternate locations for these facilities and your interference in the process will set us back years in creating the promised parkspace.

We are, of course, eager to talk through this issue with you and your staff.

Thanks and sincerely,

[ADD YOUR NAME]

I was present at this meeting and was— and am— quite frankly confused and troubled by this rather aggressive “response” from GWAPP. Follows are a few reasons why:

  1. If I understood Ms. Cruz correctly (I was present at this meeting, after all), Ms. Velazquez is not trying to kibosh 65 Commercial Street as being park space. Rather, she did not want this depot to be relocated to any part of her district on this side of the East River. All of which have environmental issues and dearth of park space: Maspeth, Queens, Williamsburg Brooklyn and Greenpoint, Brooklyn.
  2. How anyone can disagree with the previous is beyond me. Then again, methinks GWAPP (or whoever sent out that email on their behalf) is comfortable with “dumping” this burden on another neighborhood so as to get a park. STAT. I, on the other hand, have serious problems with this. Call it a moral compass or merely ethics; but I am not going to step on another equally burdened community in order to get a park. If this means waiting a little longer so be it.
  3. It is my understanding that the information GWAPP sent out regarding the Maspeth site is inaccurate. What’s more, I have sojourned quite a bit around Maspeth. The bus depots they have there are colossal. What we have at 65 Commercial Street is child’s play compared to what they have the honor of having.
  4. Prior to Ms. Cruz speaking Rami Metal, the Community Liaison for Steve Levin spoke. Among other things he brought up the matter of 65 Commercial Street and that Maspeth was going to fight it. He essentially said “we” should fight them. Given that Maspeth and Greenpoint have had the same problems— for decades— and politicians come and go I have a slightly different idea of what “we” is. Greenpoint and Maspeth should unite, not fight. Or if we do choose to be fight it should be against the politicians and their woeful neglect of our respective communities.

My conclusions/opinions are as follows:

  1. I cannot shake the suspicion that what we’re seeing here is a political battle between Vito Lopez (via Steve Levin) and Nydia Velazquez. It is well known that they rather dislike each other.
  2. The previous is trying to use this issue— and us— as proxies to fight it out with the latter. No thanks.
  3. For the above reason(s) and more I object to this letter writing campaign by GWAPP.

Yes, we Greenpointers lack park space and MTA has been intransigent about vacating 65 Commercial Street. But does it have to come to this? I don’t think so. Certainly a better solution can be found? I want to see a complete list of alternative sites for this bus depot.

Those of you who agree (or disagree) with me can contact Nydia Velazquez’s office by clicking here.

Update, 5:32 p.m.: In the interest of equal time here’s an email I have received from Rami Metal.

1.            Regarding putting the access a ride vehicles in Maspeth, I want it to be clear that our office has never asked the city to put the vehicles in any particular location, nor have we ever said that we did not want them to be located in our district.  Our fundamental concern is that they simply not be on the current site.  We have made it clear to the city that we would not have a problem with them putting them in Greenpoint if there was an appropriate location.  We do not feel it appropriate to be NIMBY about this particular issue.  We want the park we were promised six years ago.

2.            The Access-A-Ride facility would be, for the most part, a parking lot.  That’s what it is now and that’s what it would be in Maspeth or any other location.  When one calls for an Access-A-Ride van, they do not come from 65 Commercial currently nor would they come from Maspeth.  The site is a storage site for the vehicles for when the MTA gets new ones or receives broken down ones for repair or scrap.  I live three blocks from the 65 Commercial site right now and every so often I will see an Access-A-Ride vehicle on Manhattan Avenue, usually late at night, headed to 65 Commercial.  Our office has never ever received a single complaint about them and the MTA has said that they would not be going through the residential sections of Maspeth.  They would most likely come in from the BQE or the LIE or Grand Ave from Brooklyn and drive through the M3-1 IBZ area of Maspeth.   They would only be going through this 3 block area in Maspeth that, again, is zoned heavy industrial.

3.            The Maspeth site is not only zoned M3-1, but the lot itself is zoned for parking facilities.  It served this purpose in the past and therefore based on the zoning and past use, it is an entirely appropriate location.

4.            We absolutely respect Maspeth’s desire for open space and fully support their efforts for a park at St. Saviour.  We hope they get the park they deserve.  The truth remains however that the Access-A-Ride vehicles will not prevent this open space from happening in any way nor will it contribute negatively to the residential areas of Maspeth.  It will not even contribute negatively to the M3-1 area because, as I said before, it will basically be a parking lot.  I do not want to discount Maspeth’s feelings that they get dumped on by the city, as someone who lives in Greenpoint and has worked for years to improve the neighborhood, I understand full well what being dumped on feels like.  The air quality in the industrial parts of Maspeth is terrible and they have truck traffic just the same as we do but again, the site would be a parking lot.

5.            Regarding the Congresswoman’s stance, I heard it at the same time that you did.  All I know is that the site under the bridge was agreed to over a year ago and was known to the CAB, the community board and anyone else who was interested in the issue.  Our office had not heard any objections to this site until this week.  The Maspeth site was also under consideration as far back as this past summer and again the CAB knew about it this whole time.  All I know is that if both sites fall through then we will be back at square one, six years in.  For those of us who have been fighting for 65 Commercial to become a park over many years now (and I have only been a part of these efforts for the past 2 ½ years) this would be a major step backwards.  This is not about politics.  This is about getting the park that the Greenpoint community was promised.   That’s it.  This has been an often torturous fight with the City and the MTA. Going back to square one would, based on my experience working on this issue, mean many more years of delays.

Miss Heather

P.S.: I have made my feelings on this matter know to both GWAPP and Ms. Velazquez.

 

Quicklink: Nathan Kensinger Does Newtown Creek

I am pleased to announce Nathan Kensinger is back with another installment of photo essay goodness! This time he has directed his camera and commentary to Newtown Creek. Do take a moment and give this a read. It’s very good stuff!

Miss Heather

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool, Part II: Kosciuszko Bridge

February 9, 2011 ·
Filed under: 11378, Maspeth, Maspeth Queens 

Taken by Noah Devereaux.

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Ender: Audience Participation Time!

(Or: Divine Inspiration)

If there is one thing being unemployed and this downright frigid weather is good for it is contemplation. My mind has been awash with many an idea. Most of them are admittedly rather bad— but there have been some good ones. Which brings me to this:

I realize this doesn’t seem like much but I assure something very special is going on here. And this is how it all got started.

Yours truly (fairly) recently received an email from a Professor at the City University of New York. It read as follows:

Would you kindly consider giving me permission to use your photo of the Newtown creek Wastewater Treatment plant and Park?  This image very much suits my purposes in an article and book I’m doing on infrastructure. Both publishing organizations are non profit, and I do not receive a fee for the article.

However, I’d be willing to pay a small amount for use of the photo. I’m attaching a jpeg of the image. If this is ok, I will send you a form to sign.
thanks kindly.

Here’s the image in question.

As you can imagine I was absolutely delighted by this development. The Shit Tits have long been a source of fascination and adoration for yours truly. I would even go so far as to say I put these “girls” on the map, in manner of speaking. I allowed her to use this image without fee provided I get a copy of both the article, book in question and am cited credit. Yes kids, you have read me correctly: I will soon be adding “published photographer”* to my rather anemic resume! But instead of resting on my laurels I got to thinking:

Why doesn’t the Newtown Creek Waste Water Treatment Visitors Center have a gift shop?

and more importantly

Why hasn’t someone seen fit to create a Shit Tit snow globe?

I have no control over the former— but I recently used an Amazon gift card to make the latter happen! My snow globe kit came replete with pink and blue “snow” which I have every intention of using as they look like the manifold number of plastic bags one sees on the creek after any given rainfall. It also allows for a musical movement. I plan on hacking a jewelry box the Mister purchased me (under the erroneous notion I would actually use it). “Everything is Beautiful” by Ray Stevens will provide the soundtrack for this, the first and only snow globe featuring Greenpoint’s most prominent “assets”. After some informal “crowd sourcing” I determined a kayaker should be present. He is present and accounted for— as are tiny turds and “Coney Island whitefish”. I’m seriously considering adding a rainbow. We’ll see. But I digress from the purpose of this post.

As I have been feverishly sculpting miniature digester eggs and assorted detritus it hit me:

Why not do a series of snow globe souvenirs documenting places of dubious distinction?

This too, I have “crowd sourced”. One chap suggested the Greenpoint Terminal Market. I disagreed; this would be better rendered as an ashtray or incense burner (fodder for a later project, I can assure you). I for one think Woodhull Hospital and Karl Fischer Row are excellent candidates. As is Gowanus Canal, which was recommended by my/Greenpoint’s favorite “crazy yoga lady” Christina. Have any ideas/suggestions for my “Dubious Distinctions” series of souvenirs from hell? Tender ’em via comments or email at: missheather (at) thatgreenpointblog (dot) com. I look forward to hearing from you!

Miss Heather

*And contributing writer for another publication. More about that later (Think: March).

…And The Results Are In!

Remember that vote about how the ~$7,000,000 of funds the DEC recently allocated against nearly 40 years of being non-complaint with DEP regulations should be spent? Well, here are the results.

One thing I found of particular interest was individuals under the age of 21 we classified as “youth votes”. It rather bothered me, truth be told. If 18 years of age is good enough for city, state and national elections (and registering for the draft which would theoretically— if not in reality— result in some of these youths being sent to fight for their country) why are these individuals not classified as adults? So I emailed David Rivel (of the City Parks Foundation, which conducted this process) to ask why.

And here’s his answer.

So there have you.

Miss Heather

P.S.: Only 699 responses?!? God that’s pathetic.

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