Happy Cinco de Mayo From New York Shitty!

May 5, 2008 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

I kicked off the party a little early (read: last night) so I doubt I will be knocking back any margaritas today. That said, I thought I would give this great holiday a nod by sharing a little Greenpoint goodness I filmed yesterday on Meeker Avenue.

I am certain a number of you are familiar with this lot. It once housed a gas station but that was razed several years ago (one would presume to erect more “luxury” condos). This has clearly not happened— but that doesn’t mean this space isn’t being put to good use. After watching a chap on said premises knock back a brewski, I got a very special treat. Enjoy!

Wouldn’t you love to be this guy’s neighbor?

Miss Heather

Greenpoint Photos du Jour: Cute Overload On Cinco de Mayo

May 5, 2008 ·
Filed under: Crazy Cat Lady, Greenpoint Magic 

I came across a woman toting these ultra adorable kittens on Manhattan Avenue. She said she found them in a garage and they were headed to the vet for a check-up before going to their new homes.

This one was by far the most vocal. I am guessing he (or she) is their leader. Some may pan Greenpoint as being a dump, but I have to tell you; the Garden Spot makes them some damned cute kittens.

Miss Heather

Studio B: Where The Fun Never Stops

May 5, 2008 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

My commenters are a very intelligent lot. Hence why I will open this post with a missive from addrobinson:

From everything I know about Studio B, other than the rooftop garden, none of this is new, the noise, the over capacity etc…. So what occurred recently that caused you to take such a strong stance against them?

Let’s imagine for a moment that I, a citizen, invited 140+ of my best friends to party on my rooftop (and I have a nice one, btw). Someone would call the cops and I’d be cited and/or thrown in jail.

In other words, it’s a matter of inequality. Studio B, despite having no permission to host events on their roof does so anyway. Nothing happens.

They have a Stop Work Order which they have not only seen fit to violate but have also removed from their front door. Once again, nothing happens.

Here is the garbage this establishment generates. Would you want to look at this 2-3 times a week? I didn’t think so. Will they get in trouble for this? Probably not.

At what point will the owners of this property, WS Delancey Realty LLC, be held accountable for their actions? Will it be today? They do, after all, have a hearing regarding their first (and undoubtedly not last) violation of their Certificate of Occupancy on this, Cinco de Mayo.

In closing here is a little footage I shot of this establishment yesterday afternoon. Note that the music they are playing is loud enough to be picked up by my dinky little digital camera from across the street.

Miss Heather

P.S.: Be Sure to check out my buddy 11222’s take on Studio B’s grand opening of their rooftop by clicking here.

TOMORROW: Transmitter Park Meeting Redacted!

May 4, 2008 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

Tomorrow, May 5th at 7:00 p.m. Word Books will be hosting a steering committee meeting for Tranismitter Park. Per the notification I received:

It’s Cinco de Mayo, let’s try to make it a little festive! There is space for about 30 – 40 people and our committee numbers 15; please bring interested & motivated neighbors and friends.
I realize a number of you can think of more appropriate ways to celebrate Cinco de Mayo than talking about park space. But it is very important that the input used to plan this park comes from a panel of Greenpoint citizens that truly reflects the make-up of this community. If you have a little time to spare, by all means check this bull session out and make your voice heard.

WORD Books
126 Franklin Street
Brooklyn, New York 11222

Miss Heather

For the record, this meeting has been rescheduled for May 12 at 7:00 p.m. the venue (naturally) will be Word Books.

H

Hello There, Blue Eyes!

May 3, 2008 ·
Filed under: Crazy Cat Lady, Greenpoint Magic 

Al Capone has not only reached two weeks of age but his eyes have opened! You can read more about this cute (and very feisty) little Greenpointer by clicking here. Be sure to check out Lisacat’s great photos of other north Brooklyn newbies like Squirrel and Cassius too!

Miss Heather

Photo Credit: Lisacat

Safety Is #1 At Studio B: 140 = 300

May 2, 2008 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

At 7:30 p.m. this evening I received the following missive from my buddy over at 11222:

they were putting the finishing touches on some wire fences meant to keep people from falling out of the roof garden. we’ll be going back over later with a camera.

My curiosity was killing me, so went by there at 8:30 p.m.

Exactly as stated, the wire mesh was in place and the rooftop party was getting started. Is Studio B legally entitled to have people in this space? No. But such trivialities as fire regulations, Stop Work Orders and Certificates of Occupancy doesn’t stop the owner of this establishment! Per an anonymous source, when queried as to what the capacity for this (illegal) rooftop garden was, the owner replied:

140— in other words 300.

Lest any of you harbored any doubts as to whether Studio B’s numerous safety issues were a matter of simple over sight. They aren’t.

Miss Heather

UPDATE: As of 1:30 a.m. I have been told the fire department has been called.

Correction: The F.D.N.Y AND the N.Y.P.D. were called (see comments). Look for more Studio B goodness May 5th!

A Very Dubious Anniversary

May 2, 2008 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

Behind every great fortune there is a great crime.

– Balzac

Miss Heather

Greenpoint Photo du Jour: Third Party

May 2, 2008 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

From Meserole Avenue.

Miss Heather

Studio B: Today’s The Big Day!

May 2, 2008 ·
Filed under: Asshole, Greenpoint Magic 

Will Studio B follow through with their rooftop garden grand opening tonight? If what I saw earlier this week (a bunch of men preparing to unload construction materials) is any indication, it is a distinct possibility. I can hardly wait to see how this plays out! Stay tuned.

Miss Heather

Marie Grasso Does Greenpoint

May 2, 2008 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg 

HOLY 311 OPERATORS! It would appear that Ms. Grasso and her funky bunch are set to make their indelible mark on the Garden Spot— and by “mark” I mean destroying stuff and making some very angry neighbors.

This is 186 Green Street. Or should that be this was 186 Green Street?* Note the new name for her business: MGM Demolition. This ploy is elegant in its simplicity: instead of addressing her firm’s less than professional conduct, just change the name of the firm and hope no one notices. Brilliant! Anyone care to place bets as to when this site will get hit with its first Stop Work Order?

With fine workmanship such as this (from Orient Avenue), I am certain it will happen soon enough.

In closing I would like to tender my sincerest sympathies to the residents of 15 Orient Avenue. Not only do they have to contend with Marie’s madness (as depicted above), but they also have to deal with this.

Be sure to check out the Stop Work Orders for this property (44 Maspeth Avenue), they’re a real hoot. Here is my personal favorite.

This classic complaint from last year is also worth mentioning for its almost Zen-like quality:

CLR STS AT THE ABOVE ADDRESS THEY ARE DOING CONSTRUCTION AND THE WORK THEY ARE DOING IS AFFECTING AROUND THE CORNER WIRES.THE CALLER HAVE NO PHONE SERVICE BECAUSE THE WIRES ARE BURIED UNDER THE WORK

If a contractor cuts off your telephone service and you complain to the Department of Buildings does it make a sound?

Answer: A resounding “NO”.

NO CONSTRUCTION WORK OBSERVED AT TIME OF INSPECTION. NO DAMAGED WIRES SEEN AT LOCATION

Miss Heather

*It is unclear what will be built here. Plans were filed last year for a five story (plus mezzanine and cellar) building. They were disapproved.

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