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From The New York Shitty Inbox: A Word From The 94th Precinct
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Stuff The Makes Heather Sad
From the NYPD via an anonymous tipster:
The New York City Police Department is seeking the public’s assistance locating the following individual who was reported missing on July 27, 2013 in the confines of the 94 Pct.
Dana Bonanno F/W/33 of 100 Freeman Street Brooklyn NY
She is 5’2 115 lbs.
If you have seen Miss Bonanno or know of her whereabouts, please say something to the 94th. STAT.
Reader Contribution Du Jour: Model Citizen
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Stuff That Makes Miss Heather Happy
As captured today on Manhattan Avenue by a fellow named Todd. The broom is an inspired touch if I may say so myself. I wonder if it worked?
From The New York Shitty Inbox: Bacon Is Lost!
A fellow named Jason writes:
Hello Ms. Heather,
I am writing this to seek your help to find our missing cat in our neighborhood (Greenpoint).
If you could take a look at our craigslist page for our missing cat information and contribute somehow to your blog to get more attention, that would be much appreciated. http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/pet/3965012459.html
We really appreciate your help.
Done! If anyone has seen Bacon or knows of her whereabouts please contact Jason via email at jason.and.rie@gmail.com or call (917) 554-0279/(347) 266 0997.
Thanks!
UPDATE, 9:57 PM: I have received word that Bacon has found her way safely back home. YAY!
From The New York Shitty Inbox: Greetings From WNYC Transmitter Park
A lady named Stephanie (who took the above photograph today) writes:
Hope your Saturday is kickass…
It is proving to be so thus far— and thanks!
New York Shitty Photo Du Jour: The Word On The Street
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, The Word On The Street
As spied on Java Street. Happy Friday everybody!
Greenpoint Photo Du Jour: Manhattan Avenue
Filed under: 11222, BAD ASS, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Stuff That Makes Miss Heather Happy
I cannot think of a better way to while away a lovely Friday afternoon in the Garden Spot than, say, doing a dozen chin-ups courtesy of a crosswalk signal. Go out there and get ripped, Greenpoint!
Quicklink: From The Greenpoint Gazette
I have long been remiss in checking in on our community’s newest podcast series: Bittersweet Brooklyn. Thankfully, the Greenpoint Gazette just published an article about this fine endeavor and the folks behind it. Those who care to do so can read it here!
Otherwise (and closing on a related note) here’s the latest episode. It is entitled “The Gazette Gets It”. Enjoy!
From The New York Shitty Inbox: Much Ado About AC Units
Filed under: Articles of Fedderization, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, New York City
A fellow named Adam writes:
Dear Miss Heather,
This morning, a coworker pointed me to this field guide to AC units on Urban Omnibus. Of course it brought me back to what I remember as your “Articles of Feddersization” piece on New York Shitty some years ago… but I can’t seem to find it. Do I misremember the name? Was it all in my head?Dying for a link,
Adam
To answer Adam’s question: New York Shitty has a category called “Articles of Fedderization”— but that is not the purpose of this post. Rather, I found the above-mentioned tome a rather fun read. So much so I had to document one of my favorite bits of ingenuity: a window unit head secured in place with a copy Webster’s Dictionary and a tome about cultural literacy! Who says reading is a waste of time?
From The New York Shitty Inbox, Part II: FIOS For Everyone!
A very nice lady named Marcy writes:
Dear Miss Heather,
I’m hoping you can post a little notice about this petition (and the link) on your most useful and lovely nyshitty website as there are some of us (many) living on the less tony streets of Greenpoint who cannot for the life of us get decent fast internet from Verizon because we are (sadly) considered to be marginal in the eyes of Big Brother Verizon.
I actually made the petition because the Verizon techs themselves (who are always here as our DSL is always down) suggested it as the only way to get noticed (outside of contacting TV stations)…They told us they (Verizon) won’t bother with us (unless we raise a stink) or until the new towers go up. All the details are in the petition itself.
Here it is—with thanks in advance if we can get some more folks to sign if they see it on your site!
As some of you reading this might be aware, yours truly (somewhat) recently moved to bigger, better digs. On Manhattan Avenue, no less. There is one building on my block— ONE— which has FIOS. Why this is so I have no idea. And I down with this? You bet your ass I am!
Greenpoint Photos Du Jour: Wall Street, Unoccupied
It would appear that 739 Manhattan Avenue is not only for rent but it appears to be listed by Sotheby’s.
WOW.
NOTE: I was unable to locate this listing on Warren Lewis/Sotheby’s web site. However, my jaw dropped when I stumbled upon this and this. Once again: WOW.
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