The Word On The Street: No Return

From Seigel Street.

New York Shitty Day Ender: T.V. Set

From Montrose Avenue.

The Word On The Street, Part II: A White Street PSA

Taken January 4, 2012.

New York Shitty Street Art du Jour: McKibben Street

Taken January 4, 2012.

The Word On The Street, Part I: Yakety Yak

From Bushwick Place.

Spotted On McKibben Street: Good Advice

Yes, the holiday season has come and gone. But love, solidarity and friendship never go out of season! This made my day.

East Williamsburg Photo du Jour: My People

From Manhattan Avenue.

New York Shitty Photo du Jour: A Meserole Street PSA

Taken January 4, 2012.

From The New York Shitty Inbox: Missing Something?

January 3, 2012 ·
Filed under: 11211, East Williamsburg, East Williamsburg Brooklyn 

More specifically: has anyone lost a “valued-added” pair of green sweatpants and consequently any remaining shred of human dignity? If so, worry no more (at least not about the pants). Someone has found them near the White Castle on Metropolitan Avenue! Via Craigslist:

Two nights ago I found a pair of green sweatpants with blue boxer briefs inside. Both the undies and the sweats had been defecated upon, then possibly dragged for several meters before being discarded alongside of the road. The nearby White Castle suggests that an explosive bowel movement took place shortly after the consumption of numerous jalapeno sliders and buffalo chicken rings. The victim, possibly wearing a long jacket or sweater capable of hiding their genitalia, proceeded to strip down their shit-stained trousers and continue walking like nothing ever happened.

If this sounds eerily similar to what happened to you at 4:30 AM this past Saturday and you care to reclaim your filthy sweats and undies, please contact the above email address. And shame on you.

 

Quicklink: New Year’s Day Sexual Assault In “Greenpoint”?

January 3, 2012 ·
Filed under: 11211, East Williamsburg, East Williamsburg Brooklyn 

The “good” news: this assault did not happen in Greenpoint. It came to pass on Maspeth Avenue (East Williamsburg). Not that this makes the fact a sexual assault came to pass any more appetizing: it doesn’t. You can read NBC’s very general rundown of what happened by clicking here. Otherwise, please PLEASE exercise extra vigilance while out and about late at night north Brooklynites— and watch out for each other!

UPDATE, 9:35 p.m.: This evening it was brought to my attention that a similar (and thankfully: unsuccessful) sexual assault came to pass this same evening in the same general area (Humboldt near Withers Street, about a ten minute walk north). Although I have asked for more details here’s what I know: this incident came to pass around 4:00 a.m. The woman, thinking quickly, screamed until she got the attention of neighbors (who called the police). The “perp” (who it should be noted, had his “tackle” out and ready to “go”)  got scared and ran away.

Special thanks goes out to Queens Crap for bringing this to my attention.

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