The Word On The Street, Part II: Politically Incorrect
Filed under: 11222, Culture War, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, The Word On The Street
From Java Street.
Miss Heather
Greenpoint Gentrification Watch: The Piano Man
Filed under: 11222, Culture War, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic
This missive has been the source of much speculation and bemused interest at Chez Shitty of late. A neighbor, a woman who has lived in my building for at least 15 years; inquired as to whether or not yours truly has taken up playing the piano. I answered to the negative and assured her I start my mornings with Black Sabbath. There goes the neighborhood…
Miss Heather
New York Shitty Day Ender: Why?
Filed under: 11222, Culture War, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic
From India Street.
Miss Heather
From The New York Shitty Photo Pool, Part IV: Too Much Information
Filed under: 11211, Culture War, The Word On The Street, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn
Taken by WarmSleepy.
Miss Heather
LAST GASP: When Worlds Collide
This bit of short-bus-meets-King of Beers gridlock hails from the intersection of Richardson Street and Union Avenue and goes out to Community Board 1’s Transportation whiz, Karen Nieves, who I had the pleasure of meeting in person at tonight’s “Community Meeting”!* After witnessing one full hour of Greenpoint goodness I thought she might need some comic relief.
Miss Heather
*Footage from which is uploading— slowly but surely. Be patient folks!
Lost At McCarren Park: Imaginary Friend
Filed under: 11211, 11222, Culture War, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn
I realize the above text is a little difficult to decipher so I have taken the trouble of transcribing it below:
NAME: Fredrick A. Girthwoods
DESCRIPTION: He is a 57 year old man. He is 6 ft. 22 mm. He is a natural red head. He has two legs, two arms, one head, two eyes, one nose, one mouth and 32 teeth. Fredrick is highly allergic to cream of wheat and squirrel’s (sic). His favorite food is gluten-free graham crackers. He is vegan so don’t try to attract him with a chicken leg. You might find him in the tattoo parlor, Three Kings. He has a slight speech impediment and talks with a lisp. He also touts a very heavy Finnish accent. If you see him please tell him that jingles is sorry about your palm tree Freddyboo, please come home!
Any questions?
Miss Heather
From The New York Shitty Photo Pool, Part III: Pinata Bike
Caryn Rose (who took the above photograph) opines:
Snow, piñata, bike – only on Bedford Ave
Indeed.
Miss Heather
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