From The New York Shitty Inbox: 500 Words Or Less Wanted

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This item comes courtesy of the Editor of Staccato Magazine, an online periodical featuring “microfiction”. Matt writes:

Hi Miss Heather-

First of all, I love your site. I live in Greenpoint and really enjoy seeing pictures of our neighborhood (for better or worse), and you did a great job covering the shootings at the Production Lounge and Club Exit.

I wanted to send you this note about a new website I just launched. I know it’s not necessarily what you normally cover, but maybe you think it’s newsworthy since we’re based out of Greenpoint and hope to have some events at WORD or Matchless or other local places once we get some momentum.

At the very least, check it out yourself and let me know what you think.

Well, I checked it out— and despite being a non-fiction devotee (real life is much, much more interesting in my opinion)— methinks this is a wonderful way for aspiring (or established) writers in the 11222 and beyond to get their work out there. Any and all who are interested in submitting work should read Staccato’s guidelines and “About” page.

Happy writing— and good luck, Matt!

Miss Heather

East Williamsburg Street Art Du Jour: Spooky!

August 8, 2009 ·
Filed under: Bushwick, Street Art, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

Spooky

From Harrison Place.

Miss Heather

North Brooklyn Street Art Du Jour: Elephant

August 6, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11237, Brooklyn, Bushwick 

elephant

From Troutman Street.

Miss Heather

North Brooklyn Street Art Du Jour: Blue Lady

August 5, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11237, Brooklyn, Bushwick 

wyckoffave

From Wyckoff Avenue.

Miss Heather

Help Wanted On Troutman

August 5, 2009 ·
Filed under: Brooklyn, Bushwick 

I have never been a big fan of self-help industry. This is especially true of books like The Secret which lavish a great deal of attention on what is called the “Law of Attraction”. For those of you who are not motivational-speak savvy, here is a definition of this piece psycho-speak from Wikipedia:

…the Law of Attraction says people’s thoughts (both conscious and unconscious) dictate the reality of their lives, whether or not they’re aware of it. Essentially “if you really want something and truly believe it’s possible, you’ll get it”, but putting a lot of attention and thought onto something you don’t want means you’ll probably get that too.

Why anyone would need to outlay money on a book to figure this out is beyond me. My good friend Rachael (long before this idea became de rigueur to changing one’s life) coined a term for just this phenomenon:

Ass begets ass.

Which brings me to this solicitation from Troutman Street.

nowhiring

How can I not shake the feeling this advertisement for “good” carpenters failed miserably? Is it the fact it is written on a door with marker? The fact it will only be seen by people happen to walk down Troutman Street? The fact “ones” is misspelled? It is probably all of the above.

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In any case if any “good” carpenters are reading this and are (still) need of work you might want head down to 114-124 Troutman Street.

detail

You skills may very well still be in demand. And even if they aren’t…

saleortrade

you will be on the inside track to pursue this very novel business proposition just down the street.

forbike

Good luck— and remember: think positive!

Miss Heather

Bushwick Photo Du Jour: Sideways

August 5, 2009 ·
Filed under: Brooklyn, Bushwick 

sideways

From Saint Nicholas Avenue.

Miss Heather

Bushwick Photo Du Jour: Menahan Street

August 4, 2009 ·
Filed under: Brooklyn, Bushwick 

barack

Happy birthday, Commander In Chief!

Miss Heather

East Williamsburg Photo Du Jour: A Little Something For The Ladies

July 17, 2009 ·
Filed under: Bushwick, Williamsburg 

mysterioso

From Graham Avenue.

Miss Heather

From The Brooklyn Daily Eagle Archives: OH!

July 17, 2009 ·
Filed under: Bushwick, Williamsburg 

Ever had one of those moments when you see something you have walked by many times in a totally new light? This week I just such an experience. And it all started at 10 Bushwick Place.

Hittleman1

By north Brooklyn standards this building is not terribly remarkable. In fact they’re a dime a dozen. Until you take a closer look; that’s when it starts to get intriguing.

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Hittleman2

department

This facility was once the bottling plant for the Hittleman Brewery. While this is interesting in and of itself, the juicy stuff lies just around the corner on Meserole Street.

meserolest

One bigass brewery. I have walked down Meserole Street. I have walked down Bushwick Place. Numerous times. But until last weekend I had never walked down Bushwick Place and this stretch of Meserole Street in a single clip. Which leads me to my discovery.

iceplant

No, it wasn’t this ice plant (as nifty as it is).

1885

This.

1875

Or even this. Romanesque architecture was all the rage in the late 19th century. While the typography is enjoyable, it was not what piqued my interest.

Rather, it was what I found next door that motivated me to get my cybersleuth on.

HO

OH

“OH”.

Not much to go on, you say? Actually it was terrifyingly easy to learn what (or in this case, who) these letters refer to. All I had to do is Google “Hittleman Brewery”. Per NY Food Museum:

A German immigrant, Otto Huber, Sr., who had worked for other breweries in Brooklyn, established his own plant in the late 1860s. He purchased the Hoerger Brewery in 1866 and built the new plant, which became one of the largest and most productive breweries in Brooklyn. After his death in 1889*, his sons, Otto, Jr., Joseph, Charles, and Max, managed the company and it remained a family enterprise until the 1920s when it was sold to Edward Hittleman, who renamed the brewery after himself. Hittleman produced near beer until repeal of Prohibition, and in 1934 he changed the name of the company to Hittleman-Goldenrod Brewery. Goldenrod was a traditional brand name dating to the Huber brewery. After being renamed Edelbrau after a popular beer, it was finally changed to Edelbrew in 1946. Not long after Hittleman’s death in 1951 at age sixty-eight, the brewery closed.

“O” + “H” = Otto Huber. And, as I learned from this article dating from the December 20, 1896 edition of the Brooklyn Daily Eagle, “O.H.” means oh so much more:

BDE excerpt

You can read this article in its entirety by clicking here. Be advised it is a rather lengthy read (~1,200 words give or take), but well worth the extra time. (The man made a lot of beer. Seriously.) In closing, here are a few more things I learned during my research.

1. The business office for Otto Huber’s brewery was located at 1 Bushwick Place.
2. A saloon was on the premises. Judging from what is extant  today I would hazard to guess this (which is conveniently located across the street from 1 Bushwick Place) was it.

saloon

3. The more eagle-eyed among you might have noticed what is inscribed on the chimney in the background.

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I have. Especially since there is something a mere stone’s throw away that bears a similar inscription.

FHVD

But that is the stuff of another post (which I have already started researching, lest you are wondering). When you (and you know who you are) kick back and enjoy a tall frosty one this balmy weekend why not give a toast to Otto Huber? The man who gave us “OH”!

Miss Heather

*This is a factual error: Otto Huber died in 1890. Here’s his funeral announcement from the March 23, 1890 edition of the Brooklyn Daily Eagle.

HUBERFUNERAL

North Brooklyn Street Art Du Jour: Potpourri

July 14, 2009 ·
Filed under: Bushwick, Street Art, Williamsburg 

KentAve

benjamins

Kent Avenue

rat

detritus

Berry Street

south3street

South 3 Street

nosferatu

boerumstreet

Boerum Street

harlequin

freewesley

Harrison Place

ftrainer

bird

baddog

landshark

Grattan Street

Miss Heather

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