New York Shitty Day Ender: Ring My Bell
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Street Furniture
From Green Street.
Miss Heather
New York Shitty Day Starter: What Happened November 7?
Filed under: 11222, Criminal Activity, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic
This was first brought to my attention by someone whose son is a friend of a someone involved, e.g.; via the Greenpoint grapevine. By that I mean the friend (of the son of my tipster) in question was allegedly beaten up by the police and went to the hospital. Per my tipster the fight started over a woman being harassed. Her son’s friend tried to intervene and police officers were knocking cameras out of the hands of bystanders. And busting heads.
I cannot profess to know the truth for the simple reason I was not there. But something very ugly came to pass that evening. Accounts vary, but it boils down to this: two men went to the hospital that night. And the NYPD had something to do with it.
This is interesting given the NYPD’s apparent blind eye to Club Exit, which has no less than two incidences of gun play in the last 18 months— and yet is still open for business. It should also be noted Blackout has been cited for not having a Cabaret License (and a personal visit from D. I. Fulton) because they (purportedly) had D.J.s spinning records.*
Hmm…
Miss Heather
*Per the NYC.gov website:
Any room, place or space in the city in which patron dancing is permitted in connection with the restaurant business or a business that sells food and/or beverages to the public requires a Cabaret license. This description is only a general explanation of which businesses need to have a Cabaret license…
You can read the rest here. Being somewhat of an expert on such stuff D.J.s do not a dance hall and subsequent debauchery make. By all appearances Club Exit does not have a Cabaret license, yet no one is citing them.
New York Shitty Day Ender: Lookin’ Good!
Closing today’s (largely gustatory) offerings is a photographic progress report of the future Vinnie’s Pizzeria slated to grace 253 Nassau Avenue. Lookin’ good, fellas!
Miss Heather
Greenpoint Photos Du Jour: Big Brother (In More Ways Than One)
To bastardize Mae West (who— it is reputed— hailed from the Garden Spot of the Universe):
Is that a closed circuit television camera in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Miss Heather
Greenpoint Restaurant Watch: At Last!
Earlier this week my buddy Tony (who has contributed a number of fun items to New York Shitty of late, thanks!) wrote:
…ya think that kebab place on nassau will ever open?
Well I am proud to announce that I have a definitive answer as to when Kestane Kebab will open: TOMORROW!
Kestane Kebab
OPENING DATE: Saturday, November 21, “in the afternoon”
Hours: Sunday – Thursday 11:00 a.m. – 11:00 p.m.
Friday – Saturday 11:00 a.m. – 12:00 p.m.
110 B Nassau Avenue
Brooklyn, New York 11222
(718) 349-8601
You can get a peek at their menu by clicking here. Otherwise here’s a sneak peek of what awaits you tomorrow.
I’m getting hungry already!
Miss Heather
Williamspoint Food Watch: Presenting Klaus’s Kitchen
Filed under: 11211, 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn
As the weather has grown cooler and the days shorter I find myself craving a nice bowl of soup more and more. Needless to say when my buddy over at Bitchy Bluestocking brought Klaus’s Kitchen to my attention I my interest was piqued. She writes:
This morning at Beaner Bar, I picked up fellow Punk Roper Klaus’s business card; he’s making and delivering his own soup! His home-made soups in the following flavors are sold four for $20, including free delivery to anyone in 11222 or 11211: African peanut, carrot ginger, butternut squash, red lentil pumpkin, spinach zucchini, and potato leek.
I haven’t tried any yet, but my first order is in!
Naturally I had to learn more. So today I spoke briefly with the proprietor/chef himself: Klaus Guelder!
Me: So what brought you to the soup-making/delivery business?
Klaus: Like most people, I needed the money. I thought about the two things I like to do: bicycling and cooking. I am too old to be a bicycle messenger so I decided to make soup instead. I am not a chef— just a really good cook. I can cook for eight hours straight and it doesn’t seem like work to me.
Me: What has been the response so far?
Klaus: It’s been good. People like the convenience. My soups come frozen so all they need to do is heat and serve. Most of my items are vegan. A lot of vegan food I have had doesn’t have a lot of flavor. It’s bland. I like to use spice. Although I didn’t want to, I decided to make potato leek. This has heavy cream in it and has proven to be very popular. The zucchini spinach is the least popular. I don’t know why. Only two people buy it. I recommend it highly. I’ve been asked to make meated soups but frankly that doesn’t interest me.
My business is done exclusively through referrals. I do not advertise. I like to deal with customers on a more personal basis. You learned about this from Sherry,
Me: Speaking for myself, I am more apt to try something if someone I know recommends it. Food is a very subjective thing. If a friend of mine (whose tastes I know) says something is worth checking out its been vetted and it is likely to be something I like. So what it is the process?
Klaus: You contact me via email to place an order. Soups are $5.00 per 16 ounce container. If you order four or more I will deliver them for free. You pay upon receipt. In most cases I can deliver the same day.
Me: Any new soups in the works?
Klaus: I am working on a beet soup. I purchase my produce from the McCarren Farmer’s Market so I work with what’s available.
So there have you. I for one am pretty excited about sampling Klaus’s soups. The only problem might be picking out which ones I want to try! The African peanut will definitely be one of them though, as Klaus assures me it’s spicy!
Once again, here are the soups being offered by Klaus’s Kitchen:
- African Peanut
- Butternut Squash with Mushroom and Pumpkins Seeds (described by Klaus as being “a little spicy”)
- Carrot Orange with Ginger
- Red Lentil with Pumpkin (prepared Indian style, very chunky)
- Zucchini Spinach (which has cilantro in it)
- Potato Leek
You can place an order with Klaus by contacting him via email at: klauskitchen (at) gmail (dot) com. You can read customer reviews of Klaus’s soups by pointing and clicking your way to his Facebook fan page. Check it out!
Miss Heather
Reader Contribution Du Jour: Dixie
These photographs of the cool old sign which graces the place formerly known as Subs UR Way (821 Manhattan Avenue, which appears to have been divided into two storefronts) come courtesy of Tony Luib. Great find!
Miss Heather
LAST GASP: Community Pride is Contagious
First came the infamous bench/newspaper stand/tree protector at 1071 Manhattan Avenue. This has been since retrofitted with a more comfy back rest.
Then 1074 Manhattan Avenue stepped up to the plate with “El Blablazo”. This tree pit now sports a wind chime!
And today my buddy Laura (who took the following photograph) advised me that 1086 Manhattan Avenue has joined the fray!
She writes:
Apparently, tree guards are the in thing! Cool!
I for one am touched how the folks of north Greenpoint have (literally) taken matters into their own hands. It just goes to show that one need not rely upon “community groups” or the Parks Department to make a difference. Community pride is the new black: it never goes out of style.
Ingenuity, moxie and elbow grease; that’s the north Greenpoint way. It’s your neighborhood folks: make it yours before someone else decides to make it for you.
FAIL.
Miss Heather
You must be logged in to post a comment.