PSSST… Anyone Wanna Bathtub?
Since we kicked off the day with a mattress mountain I feel it is only appropriate we proceed to this curiousity from Green Street.
Originally intended for the Trump Soho Hotel?!? Well, that’s pretty spiffy. God only knows I have seen a lot of strange stuff in the Garden Spot since the real estate bubble burst, but this takes the cake: door-to-door bath tub sales.
A brave new tub for a brave new world!
141 Dupont Street too?!? This guy sure gets around.
Only in Greenpoint, folks…
Miss Heather
Photo Credits: 141 Dupont Street images come courtesy of Laura Hofmann.
New York Shitty Day Ender: Philip!
This great portrait of one of Greenpoint’s more notable citizens comes courtesy of Steven R. Hazlett.
Miss Heather
From The New York Shitty Inbox: PO’ed At Pio Pio Riko
When I encountered the above assortment of detritus (a rose, a fern leaf, a cake figurine and a partially consumed bottle of Corona— all of which reeked of stale beer) in front of Pio Pio Riko yesterday it was enough to even give me pause. So I took a picture of it. Now jump forward to today: you can imagine my lack of surprise when I received an email from someone else who finds this establishment’s lack of tidiness troubling.
Anonymous (who sent me the above images) writes:
Hi Miss Heather,
I live on Huron St, and every day I have to walk pass Pio Pio Riko at the corner of Manhattan and Huron in order to go to and from my house every day.
The problem is the absolutely foul, unsanitary conditions that I observe on a daily basis. Mice play on the side on the building with reckless abandon. Attached is a photo of the dumpster, which attracts clouds of flies and is almost always overflowing. PPR is sometimes even kind enough to use the city supplied green trashcan in front of their business for their own refuse (something that can be accompanied by a fine.)
I’m a three-year Greenpointer who is about as pro-local business as you can get, but the conditions here are ridiculous. We’ve tried 311 in order to get the restaurant to clean up its act, but the city won’t do anything. The sidewalk often becomes impossible to navigate, it being strewn with trash from the restaurant. When it gains, you can see workers wading through inches of water in the PPR basement prep kitchen as workers chop onions and bring up vats of “green sauce.” Disgusting.
Take a walk down Huron St one evening past PPR, and tell me what you smell. I’m not trying to run PPR out of the nabe; I simply want them to have respect for their neighborhood and the people who live in it.
Ugh.
Thanks
Let’s see: Anonymous is calling 311. That’s a good start. However he/she should be forwarding these complaint numbers (with photos) to Community Board 1. Other than that I honestly don’t know what else can be done. Does anyone have advice for Anonymous? If so please tender them via comments or email at: missheather (at) thatgreenpointblog (dot) com.
Thanks!
Miss Heather
Spotted On Manhattan Avenue: Extreme Cuteness
I was dog tired (pardon the pun) after yesterday’s tour of Woodside— but not enough to pass up making the acquaintance of this lovely lady. Her name is Lulu and she is 13 weeks old.
Miss Heather
From The New York Shitty Inbox: Two Guys Auto
D writes: My wife and I were recently totally screwed by Two Guys Auto on McGuinness. They did about $1200 of unauthorized work, charged us for authorized work they didn’t do, and did some things dangerously bad, not to mention getting belittled when confronting them about it.
Anyway, looking on-line (unfortunately after the fact), I notice a BBB rating of F and a lot of similar stories on Yelp/Citysearch (next to suspiciously similar praises but that’s another story).
I’m assuming with the number of folks around the hood reading your blog, there may be people with similar experiences. I’m hoping to connect with other folks who’ve had problems to establish a documented pattern of fraud here, so that we can have the DMV investigate this as opposed to individual he said/she said type cases…
Thanks a bunch and hopefully my next tip/email will be on something fun like kittens!
I’ve looked at the Yelp and Citysearch reviews for Two Guys Auto. The Citysearch reviews are by and large positive; the Yelp reviews, on the other hand, are either very positive or negative. Here are some examples to give you an idea of what I am talking about.
I’ll be forthright: one of the reasons I live in New York City is I do not have to own an car. As tatty as our rapid transit system seems (and is) I’d rather wait for a bus or even the G train (when it is running, that is) than deal with the manifold annoyances that come with automobile ownership. But that’s my position; I have the presence of mind to know that some people have elected not to make this decision or their place/line of work does not permit this “luxury”. Therefore I tender D’s inquiry to you, dear readers:
- Have you had problems/issues with Two Guys Auto?
- Do you have a recommendation for a reliable mechanic in north Brooklyn/Long Island City for Woody?
If so, please shoot D an email at: twoguysproblem (at) gmail (dot) com.
Thanks!
Miss Heather
THIS WEEK: Greenpoint Flea Market Bazaar
This item comes courtesy of the New York Shitty inbox. The peeps behind the bazaar write:
Announcing the Grand Opening of Greenpoint Flea Market & Bazaar , a new Friday Flea Market located on the scenic grounds of the Greenpoint Reformed Church located at 138 Milton St. Between Franklin and Manhattan Ave just one block away from the Greenpoint Ave. G train stop.
Opening day will be Friday June 11th from 12-8pm. The market will be both indoors and outdoors and feature vendors selling a variety of goods ranging from antique bric-a-brac to vintage costume jewelry, from records to designer clothing and much more.
We want to grow an amazing flea market that promotes the neighborhood, supports local businesses, and helps build community while offering unique treasures, delectable eats, and a fun atmosphere for all. With a diverse group of vendors already signed up from throughout the tri-state area, this will surely be a market that has something for everyone. Please feel free to contact us with any further questions about the market.
For more information or to become a vendor please email: greenpointflea@gmail.com
Thanks a lot!
Greenpoint Flea Market Bazaar Staff
Greenpoint Flea Market & Bazaar
Fridays Noon – 8:00 pm. starting June 11
Greenpoint Reformed Church
138 Milton Street
Brooklyn, New York 11222
Miss Heather
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