An East Willie PSA: No Mops Down The Toilet, Please!
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This takes me back to the first apartment I ever inhabited. One evening, far longer ago than I care to recall, some friends I were celebrating a birthday. My kitchen sink inexplicably backed-up. A bunch of black gooey stuff came up. We panicked. While they did the best they could to stave off deluge of murk I called the landlord.
He arrived and suction-pumped the sink. Up came a couple of popsicle sticks and the remnants of a dead snake. Methinks it was a rattler, but its state of decomposition rendered it too difficult to determine with any certainty. Mine is(and was) an educated guess. The landlord glared at me and admonished me NOT to place such items in his plumbing. Despite my protestations that I was (and still am) a vegetarian and therefore would have no reason to have a snake in my sink— much less a dismembered one at that— he remained unconvinced.
The previous anecdote having been shared— and the horrific grammar and spelling of this missive taken into account— here’s what I want to know:
- What the hell are “whipes”?
- How does one flush a mop down a toilet?
- Why would someone see fit to flush a mop down a toilet?
I guess there’s a first time for everything.
Miss Heather
East Williamsburg Photo Du Jour: Rosie’s Best
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From Morgan Avenue.
Miss Heather
New York Shitty Day Ender: Don’t Tread on Me
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From Meserole Street.
Miss Heather
East Williamsburg Street Art Du Jour: Ferris Wheel
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From Meserole Street.
Miss Heather
East Williamsburg Street Art Du Jour: 301
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From Ten Eyck Street.
Miss Heather
New York Shitty Day Ender: Brookland
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Well folks, the big day (for me, anyway) is almost upon us. Tomorrow, December 10, I will be hanging my show of photography, Brookland, at t.b.d. I picked up the prints this evening and I have to confess I was very, very pleased! But back to the purpose of this post:
A number of people have inquired if there will be a reception for my show: the answer is yes. In a manner of speaking. Here’s the deal:
– I have been running myself ragged lately. This is mostly due to the fact I have been trying to balance my life and this web site with the demands of this show. I’m tired!
– For this reason tomorrow, starting at 7:30 p.m., I will be having a “soft opening”. I’ll just be hanging out, talking to people who swing by, etc.
– In January I will have a more proper closing reception. I will post the details about this at a later date.
Those of you who looking for free food and the like will probably want to attend the latter most. Otherwise, I hope to see you all tomorrow at t.b.d.! I have put a lot of work into this show and can’t wait to see the final product!
Brookland (a show of my photography!)
OPENING: Thursday, December 10, 2009 (I’ll be there from approximately 7:30 – 9:30 p.m.)
Closing Reception: January 7, 2010 (time t.b.a.)
t.b.d.
224 Franklin Street
Brooklyn, New York 11222
As I have mentioned before these works will be for sale and will start at the very reasonable price of $25.00!
Miss Heather
P.S.: Be sure to check out the reception at Clayspace too!
THIS WEEKEND: Handmade Holiday Craft Fair at 3rd Ward
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Soon enough Christmas will be upon us. For this reason those of you who are behind on your gift shopping (like me) should pencil in 3rd Ward’s annual Handmade Holiday Craft Fair this upcoming Saturday, December 12th! Among the items promised at this event are:
- two floors teeming with crafts and culinary treats
- live music
- screenings of cult holiday classics
- free coffee
- delicious drinks, tasty treats and free workshops
It should also be noted that the first 300 guests will receive a free tote bag designed by Fernanda Cohen filled with goodies! Which brings me to this closing piece of advice: GO EARLY. This event gets packed very, very quickly. I speak from experience when I write this.
Handmade Holiday Craft Fair
Saturday, December 12, 2009; 12:00 – 6:00 p.m.
3rd Ward
195 Morgan Avenue
Brooklyn, New York
And that’s all she wrote!
Miss Heather
East Williamsburg Street Art Du Jour: <3
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This little bit of sunshine for this dreary day comes from Devoe Street.
Miss Heather
East Williamsburg Photos Du Jour: The Trees Have Eyes…
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a nose…
and a mouth!
From Devoe Street.
Miss Heather
New York Shitty Day Starter: Friends
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From Montrose Avenue.
Miss Heather
P.S.: Special thanks goes out to Dawn Babbush of East Williamsburg’s very own Vortex for tipping me off to Irma’s Toy Shop!
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