Great Moments In Real Estate Advertising: Bushwick Avenue Edition

July 28, 2011 by
Filed under: 11206, Bushwick, Bushwick Brooklyn, Culture War, East Williamsburg, East Williamsburg Brooklyn 

Are you fucking kidding me?

Miss Heather

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10 Comments on Great Moments In Real Estate Advertising: Bushwick Avenue Edition

  1. rutila on Thu, 28th Jul 2011 8:21 am

    2. Now THIS is venerable street art!

  2. missheather on Thu, 28th Jul 2011 8:28 am

    3. I am taking an educated guess that the person behind this campaign is trying to be “edgy”. This is completely undermined by the fact that north Brooklyn has a number of people who are very much like the woman depicted in this ad. In fact, I’d say this “type” has become quite common. Throw in, say, a few double-jointed people plying their “talent”, a few of our chronic public inebriates and perhaps a trained circus chimp for good measure and I will give this message some consideration. As is I am not terribly impressed.

  3. missheather on Thu, 28th Jul 2011 8:35 am

    4. SCRATCH THE PREVIOUS: If this person truly wanted to “shock” people he/she should feature a family of four (race is not terribly important as long as it is apparent said family lives on the median income hereabouts which methinks is around $36,000/year) totally bereft of tattoos NOT and acting in an entitled/anti-social manner. It’s been my observation the previous are a dying breed hereabouts.

  4. amandabee on Thu, 28th Jul 2011 10:29 am

    5. You’re not upset that her fake tattoos would never survive a bubble bath? Because I am.

  5. missheather on Thu, 28th Jul 2011 10:58 am

    6. Won’t someone PLEASE think of the tattoos, people!

  6. rheingold on Thu, 28th Jul 2011 3:15 pm

    7. Must be that my eyes are bad, but I can’t even make out what is supposed to be going on in that photo. It reminds me of a particularly fitful nightmare I had once after I passed out one late night with an episode of “Sea Hunt” on the TV.

  7. deadzebra on Thu, 28th Jul 2011 8:59 pm

    8. psssht.. get with the program, everyone cool is on facebooknyc.com now.

  8. missheather on Thu, 28th Jul 2011 10:03 pm

    9. NICE!

  9. evilyngarnett on Mon, 1st Aug 2011 1:30 pm

    10. I can afford zee rent or zee tattoos. Not bose.
    Also did informal survey in fauxhemian hotspot. No one admitted to paying for their tats.
    Everyone “knows an artist”. Either tat artist must be very broke or the “artist” in reference is a parent whose “art” involves granting unfettered credit card access to their credit cards to their bedizzened crotchfruit.
    Btw, I remember when that fam. of four you described lived around the corner from me. They were pretty nice, although both were a little red eyed from working nightshifts, she as a nurse, he as a vending machine supervisor. That chick in the bathtub is prolly eating their long dried intestines as tapas.

  10. rowan on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 1:48 pm

    11. all i can think of when i see this is that she’s gone through a really bad breakup. and is drowning her sorrows by pigging out in a bubble bath

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