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TOMORROW: Skillshare
Those of you who are not content with the Habitat’s Oktoberfest— or touring the digester eggs (Shit Tits) at the Newtown Creek Waste Treatment Facility— I offer for your delectation the first annual Brooklyn Skill Share. They offer a lot of cool workshops and stuff. You can read about ’em here.
Brooklyn Skill Share
October 10, 2009
Gowanus Studio Space
(look it up yourself)
Sorry for my lack of enthusiasm: this whole affair makes me feel, well, DIRTY. Kombucha brewing? Massage? Balloon animals?!? The previous sounds like the makings of a Park Slope key party to me— but perhaps I have been reading too much Amy? Or not: the following (which can be found on Skillshare’s Tumblr page) only fuels my north Brooklyn angst.
Dear Skillshare,
I don’t know what I wanna do first: report you to the proper authorities for (implicit/explicit) child pornography, collect a fee for being a talent scout for American Apparel or gauge my eyes out. I’m leaning towards the latter most. Using only the finest raw food items. I am thinking carrots or turnips (they’re more plentiful in Greenpoint) but if you have a better (greener) solution I’m very open to suggestions.
As is Yana, apparently.
FUCK THAT SHIT (and the environment) — I’m taking a Clorox shower.
Miss Heather
Comments
4 Comments on TOMORROW: Skillshare
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Tony From Kent Street on
Fri, 9th Oct 2009 12:34 pm
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missheather on
Fri, 9th Oct 2009 1:18 pm
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rowan on
Mon, 12th Oct 2009 10:03 pm
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missheather on
Mon, 12th Oct 2009 10:09 pm
I’m going to guess this is a picture of Yana as a kid, just like everybody puts their old high school pictures up on social networking websites. I bet it’s all in good fun, just like the publicly under-appreciated hobby of masturbation.
You probably right— but it still gives me the creeps. BIG TIME.
i do not see why Yana has to share her love of masturbation. ain’t nothing wrong with it but, srsly, who cares? are you just trying to be a shocker? (that’s at Yana, not you, Miss H.)
She should take that shit to Craigslist, where it belongs.
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