New York Shitty Day Starter: Would You Buy A Used Car From This Man?

May 27, 2009 by missheather
Filed under: Bronx

As I mentioned yesterday after our jaunt to Morris Park we headed over to Little Italy/Fordham. Sort of. You see, we did not know where we were going. At one point we ended up at the Bronx Zoo. We got out via a street called Boston Road which is where I found the following.

I got a big chuckle out of this sign.

Especially since someone was parked in the spot in question and had not been towed.

Then I noticed who the presided over this establishment was and abruptly stopped laughing.

None other than the king of kings himself. This begs the question as to why he is trifling with a towing company. Why not give dear old dad a ring and have that S.U.V. turned into a much more eco-friendly pillar of salt?

No amount of ticketing or towing is going to deter the drivers of our fair city, whether they man two wheels or four, from behaving like selfish assholes. But if one (hint, hint) were to go Old Testament on their asses things might— just might— change.

Miss Heather