Idiotarod
I’ll be upfront: my responsibilities as The Dog Shit Queen of Greenpoint are such that I do not cannot keep track of what our local hipster population is up to nowadays. Thankfully, the Idiotarod was brought to my attention I rode the L train last Saturday.
What these peeps lacked in presentation was made up for by attitude (and one big-ass pole). As Theodore Roosevelt once said:
Speak softly and carry a large stick.
Very cool. But not as cool as this. Or this. When given the choice, I go with “Super-Absorbency”. New York Shitty needs as much as absorbency as it can get.
Miss Heather