To Whom It May Concern
To the irresponsible dog owner who left their pooch’s “product” at the intersection McGuinness Boulevard and Green Street yesterday:
- Do you enjoy wallowing in your own/someone else’s feces?
- Do you like stepping in dog shit?
- Would you like it if I dropped a load on your shoes? (Think about this one: I eat A LOT of roughage.)
If your answer to any of the above questions is “no”: FUCK YOU.
Miss Heather
P.S.: I added a category for people like you today. It is called “Asshole”. You were the inspiration. Mazel Tov!