How Not To Blog: North Brooklyn Blind Item

November 9, 2008 by
Filed under: Crazy People, Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg 

AKA: How did you spend your weekend?

I spent mine hanging out home, reading, doing some (MUCH OVERDUE) house cleaning and taking some photographs. One of my fellow north Brooklynites had a much more provocative time last night. What’s more, he/she deemed it worth sharing with the world.

Punching a woman in the face. WOW. That’s much more provocative than, say, washing dishes or feeding cats— which is what I did yesterday. Occasionally I fantasize about punching the Mister in the face after picking up one “too many” of his messes. I am not a barbarian; we talk things over. What’s more, I know the penal code. Punching someone in the face is a class A misdemeanor.

I suppose then it would only be reasonable that my fellow blogger is not aware of the following either.

Threatening someone online constitutes Aggravated Harassment. Another class A misdemeanor.

Before you punch: point, click and assess the consequences, Miss Deameanor. The recipient of your criminal acts might feel compelled to prosecute.

Case closed.

Miss Heather

P.S.: I didn’t publish the “choice bits” nor do I intend to.

P.S. #2: This is an embarassment to any and all people who write blogs. For the right reasons.

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6 Comments on How Not To Blog: North Brooklyn Blind Item

  1. Bodmin on Mon, 10th Nov 2008 7:14 am

    2. Surprised you only categorised this under “crazy people” and not “asshole”, which it surely deserves!

  2. amandabee on Mon, 10th Nov 2008 12:29 pm

    3. Most fascinating is that, while the original entry was cached (got to love Google), she’s completely revised the entry to be a rare opportunity to donate to a youth sports program.

  3. missheather on Mon, 10th Nov 2008 1:53 pm

    4. DO IT FOR THE KIDS!

  4. rowan on Mon, 10th Nov 2008 3:21 pm

    5. oh jeez. how stupid do you have to be to post that for the world to see? of course the police take that stuff seriously, should the recipient of the punch want to prosecute.

  5. missheather on Mon, 10th Nov 2008 4:30 pm

    6. For those of you playing along at home here’s a cached copy of the original post:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/missheather/3019506327/

  6. amandabee on Mon, 10th Nov 2008 6:11 pm

    7. Methinks someone needs a bloggers breathalyzer.

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